The Republic of Innocentic is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kurz Sgitheanach with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.74 billion Innocents love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gundesaelf. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Innocent economy, worth a remarkable 1,977 trillion Panningas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 226,224 Panningas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sick days are on the rise, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Innocentic's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Innocentic is ranked 232,257^th in the world and 525^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.