The Constitutional Monarchy of Ausvelt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ausvelti Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.643 billion Ausvelti are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ausvelti economy, worth 168 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,529 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown. Ausvelt's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ausvelt is ranked 232,108^th in the world and 1,164^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 5.45 Obesity Rate.