The Kingdom of Colrianstanta is a small, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 45 million Colrianstanoi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The Colrianstano economy, worth 2.73 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,722 euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Snitches get riches, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Colrianstanta's national animal is the stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colrianstanta is ranked 46,902^nd in the world and 421^st in Europe for Safest, scoring 103.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.