The Final of The Champions League is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.176 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 248,142 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied eagle, nobody knows why the caged eagle sings, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 11,582^nd in the world and 117^th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 1,532 trillion Standard Monetary Units.