The Inspire Greatness of The Champions League is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.935 billion Champions Leaguean are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 292,230 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Champions League's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, Champions Leaguean incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 107,032^nd in the world and 515^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,112.04 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.