The Final of The Champions League is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.739 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,108 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of El conserje's most personal functions, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 30,292^nd in the world and 149^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 101.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.