The Final of The Champions League is a massive, safe nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.329 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth 923 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,444 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 59,863^rd in the world and 403^rd in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,323.76 on the Hickory Productivity Index.