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Most Influential: 33rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 68thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 257th
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The Champions League

Population8.935 billion

LeaderEl conserje


The Inspire Greatness of The Champions League is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.935 billion Champions Leaguean are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 292,230 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Champions League's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, Champions Leaguean incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 107,032nd in the world and 515th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,112.04 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 33rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 68thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 257thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 378thMost Efficient Economies: 384thLeast Corrupt Governments: 446thMost Cheerful Citizens: 453rdMost Inclusive: 620thMost Developed: 639thLongest Average Lifespans: 703rdMost Subsidized Industry: 757thHealthiest Citizens: 771stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 781stSmartest Citizens: 816thMost Scientifically Advanced: 822ndSafest: 853rdNicest Citizens: 899thHighest Food Quality: 963rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,048thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,101stMost Secular: 1,144thLargest Governments: 1,187thBest Weather: 1,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,355thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,482ndRudest Citizens: 1,627thMost Pacifist: 1,820thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,510thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,779thLowest Crime Rates: 3,894thMost Cultured: 3,932ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,029thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,541stHighest Economic Output: 7,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,656thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,476thNudest: 10,918thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,025thMost Politically Free: 24,245thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,398th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 61st in the regionMost Extreme: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 95th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 107th in the region

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