The Constitutional Monarchy of Azuriaaa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Erik Dalsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.216 billion Azurians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Österborg. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Azurian economy, worth 84.2 trillion Azurian Krs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,250 Azurian Krs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azuriaaa's national animal is the Crowned Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity and Agnosticism.

Azuriaaa is ranked 163,596^th in the world and 481^st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 280.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.