The Autocratic Empire of Walfo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Neil the II with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.358 billion Walfonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth 667 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,172 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and Emperor Neil the II can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Walfo is ranked 74,136^th in the world and 379^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.