The Autocratic Empire of Walfo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emporor Neil the II with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.153 billion Walfonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth 377 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,848 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Walfo has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, many friends and relatives of Emporor Neil the II have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Walfo is ranked 185,248^th in the world and 886^th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.99 Crimes Per Hour.