The Autocratic Empire of Walfo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Neil the II with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.79 billion Walfonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth 778 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,579 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walfo is ranked 10,018^th in the world and 91^st in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,571.87 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.