The Ukraine Supporter of Walfo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Neil II with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.007 billion Walfonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,417 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,360 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walfo is ranked 333^rd in the world and 6^th in Europe for Best Weather, with 1,128 meters of sunlight.