The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.494 billion Irminsulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion Irmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 194,966 Irmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 912,115 per year while the poor average 24,896, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

Teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Irminsulian casinos, and the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 23,162^nd in the world and 196^th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,220.83 on the Hickory Productivity Index.