The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.897 billion Irminsulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion Irmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 211,198 Irmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 635,494 per year while the poor average 54,755, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

A shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, it's said that an Irminsulian always pays his debts with significant compounding, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 53,838^th in the world and 268^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 90.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.