The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.922 billion Irminsulians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth 942 trillion Irmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 191,412 Irmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 798,678 per year while the poor average 29,944, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 19,489^th in the world and 114^th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 822.31577927312 Days.