The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.331 billion Irminsulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. The average income tax rate is 12.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Irmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 214,725 Irmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 11,217^th in the world and 114^th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 1,574 trillion Standard Monetary Units.