The Federation of Samgreat is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 12.33 billion Samyeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samcity. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,471 trillion Turs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 362,652 Turs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer. Crime is totally unknown. Samgreat's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Samgreat is ranked 100,147^th in the world and 426^th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,660.15 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.