The Federation of Samgreat is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 12.187 billion Samyeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samcity. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,365 trillion Turs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 358,237 Turs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, Samyeans are shown the peaceful ways of free trade by force, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Samgreat's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Samgreat is ranked 1,669^th in the world and 23^rd in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 358,237.46 Standard Monetary Units.