The All-night rave of Sinclairtown is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.72 billion Nutters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclairtownian economy, worth a remarkable 4,545 trillion Pills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,376 Pills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sinclairtown's national animal is the Crack Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinclairtown is ranked 328,337^th in the world and 869^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.