The State of Cambany is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Indrek Pärt with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.643 billion Cambanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilania. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cambanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion Davines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,152 Davines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dictators have dubbed Cambany the land of lunatics, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambany's national animal is the White Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cambany is ranked 1,137^th in the world and 41^st in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 98.46 on the Human Development Index.