The State of Cambany is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Indrek Pärt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.851 billion Cambanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilania. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cambanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion Davines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 254,631 Davines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Airport security is provided by private companies, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambany's national animal is the White Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cambany is ranked 81,892^nd in the world and 241^st in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,724.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.