The State of Cambany is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Indrek Pärt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.701 billion Cambanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilania. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cambanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Davines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 251,496 Davines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", netizens fiercely argue over who loves Indrek Pärt more, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambany's national animal is the White Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cambany is ranked 126,553^rd in the world and 423^rd in Europe for Largest Populations, with 5.70 billion capita.