The Republic of Kluz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Czar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 33.049 billion Kluzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kluzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,630 trillion Kluz Zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 109,859 Kluz Zloties, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, and citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kluz's national animal is the Asiatic Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kluz is ranked 54,180^th in the world and 410^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 109,859.26 Standard Monetary Units.