The People's Republic of Dakea is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jose Touskiak with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.884 billion Dakeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saneaka City. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dakean economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion Dakean Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 189,428 Dakean Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, kindhearted Dakeans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, voters are one of the nation's top imports, and it turns out that trees grow on Dakean Pesos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dakea's national animal is the Dakean Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dakea is ranked 252,377^th in the world and 559^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 7.32 Obesity Rate.