The German Democratic Republic of Der Deutscher Volksbund is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Emmaline Dietrich with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.278 billion Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Berlin. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong German economy, worth 369 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 69,949 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Der Deutscher Volksbund, a government program is underway to revitalize Der Deutscher Volksbund's beaches, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Der Deutscher Volksbund's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dietrich Socialist Thought.

Der Deutscher Volksbund is ranked 82,290^th in the world and 542^nd in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 66.4 on the Human Development Index.