The Progressive Republic of The Europians is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Hélène d'Oivre with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.827 billion Europians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endūra. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europian economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 148,982 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', cave paintings are back in vogue, cows stare longingly at the greener grass on the other side of the fence, and dictators have dubbed The Europians the land of lunatics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Europians's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Europians is ranked 301,884^th in the world and 793^rd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 4.2 Obesity Rate.