The Vinlandic Republic of Falvaard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sloppi Jó with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.398 billion Falves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krestarent Fals. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Falvic economy, worth a remarkable 8,173 trillion Falvic Emblems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 309,643 Falvic Emblems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falvaard's national animal is the Pine marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falvaard is ranked 345^th in the world and 7^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 22,307.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.