The United Federation of Gallifraey is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by David Tennant with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.44 billion Gallifraeyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasterborous. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The Gallifraeyian economy, worth 298 trillion Pandaks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 54,926 Pandaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Acknowledgement of minority groups is usually a Trojan horse, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime is almost non-existent. Gallifraey's national animal is the Yaddlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Gallifraey is ranked 123,381^st in the world and 196^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 10.44 Obesity Rate.