The Union of The States of Texas and Arkansas is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 724 million Texans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Texarkana. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient States of Texas and Arkansasian economy, worth 91.0 trillion Standardized Resource Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,689 Standardized Resource Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in The States of Texas and Arkansas to be bombproof, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The States of Texas and Arkansas's national animal is the Battle Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The States of Texas and Arkansas is ranked 230,127^th in the world and 1,018^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -289.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.