Quin tu suspendis te? General Superintendent Aleister Crowley
Most Influential: 24thMost Secular: 126thLowest Crime Rates: 157th
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Dark Matter

Population13.593 billion

CapitalAcademy City
LeaderGeneral Superintendent Aleister Crowley
FaithFlying Spaghetti Monster


The Scientific Powerhouse of Dark Matter is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Superintendent Aleister Crowley with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.593 billion Espers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Academy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient scientific economy, worth a remarkable 5,311 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 390,754 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and Snapgram-filtered portraits adorn the walls of stately homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Matter's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Dark Matter is ranked 224,434th in the world and 1,129th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 13 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 24thMost Secular: 126thLowest Crime Rates: 157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 173rdHighest Poor Incomes: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 291stLargest Governments: 293rdMost Efficient Economies: 316thSmartest Citizens: 381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 413thMost Developed: 429thLongest Average Lifespans: 469thLargest Information Technology Sector: 470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 497thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 551stMost Subsidized Industry: 744thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 851stHighest Average Incomes: 852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 911thMost Beautiful Environments: 911thMost Cultured: 940thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,006thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,071stHealthiest Citizens: 1,083rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,166thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,731stHighest Economic Output: 1,843rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,860thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,136thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,183rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,430thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,013thLargest Black Market: 4,283rdMost Inclusive: 5,598thMost Stationary: 6,204thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,630thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,876thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,450thLargest Populations: 19,220th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 64th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 67th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 89th in the regionMost Inclusive: 112th in the region

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