The Republic of Centaina is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Óscar Santiago with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.457 billion Centainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Satine. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Centainan economy, worth 290 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 118,379 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, most ambassadors from Centaina retire only a few years after being appointed, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and former slave owners are now enslaved to basic human rights laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centaina's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centaina is ranked 136,222^nd in the world and 418^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 39,301.92 Standard Monetary Units.