The Darkening Federation of New Kowloon Bay is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Josephine Windham with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.255 billion Kowloonis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Miltonford. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kowloon Bayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion Bay Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,324 Bay Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kowloon Bay's national animal is the Burrowed Spotted Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kowlooni Christianity.

New Kowloon Bay is ranked 5,264^th in the world and 100^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,527.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.