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PASSWORD

Rest, fellow countrymen, for the Republic is safe.
Most Valuable International Artwork: 75thMost Influential: 476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 786th
The Darkening Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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New Kowloon Bay

Population4.255 billion

CapitalNeu Miltonford
LeaderJosephine Windham
FaithKowlooni Christianity

CurrencyBay Dollar
AnimalBurrowed Spotted Cat

The Darkening Federation of New Kowloon Bay is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Josephine Windham with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.255 billion Kowloonis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Miltonford. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kowloon Bayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion Bay Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,324 Bay Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kowloon Bay's national animal is the Burrowed Spotted Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kowlooni Christianity.

New Kowloon Bay is ranked 5,264th in the world and 100th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,527.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 75thMost Influential: 476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 786thMost Efficient Economies: 1,469thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,636thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,983rdSmartest Citizens: 2,000thMost Developed: 2,051stLargest Governments: 2,074thLowest Crime Rates: 2,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,426thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,866thMost Patriotic: 2,946thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,197thHighest Average Incomes: 3,264thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,556thHighest Food Quality: 3,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,825thHealthiest Citizens: 4,071stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,112thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,344thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,045thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,264thRudest Citizens: 5,541stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,774thMost Cultured: 6,093rdMost Secular: 6,389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,201stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,450thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,898thLargest Retail Industry: 10,556thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,916thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,709thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,586thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 18,352ndLargest Welfare Programs: 27,074th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 50th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 100th in the regionMost Secular: 104th in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 130th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Kowloon Bay lodged a message on the A Taco Archipelago Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : New Kowloon Bay was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
  • : New Kowloon Bay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.

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