The Free Land of Pen Blanityion is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.208 billion Pen Blanityionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pen Blanityionian economy, worth 300 trillion Francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,949 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime is totally unknown. Pen Blanityion's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pen Blanityion is ranked 149,381^st in the world and 210^th in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 553.76 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.