Built From the Worker's Mighty Hand!
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rdLowest Crime Rates: 419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 514th
The United Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population10.895 billion

LeaderComrade Stalinkovich

CurrencyUSRK Ruble
AnimalKonzhovian brown bear

The United Socialist Republic of Konzhov is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Stalinkovich with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.895 billion Konzhovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovda. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Konzhovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,978 trillion USRK Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,565 USRK Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, organ donation is compulsory, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konzhov's national animal is the Konzhovian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konzhov is ranked 269,366th in the world and 1,926th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -924.19 on the Hayek Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rdLowest Crime Rates: 419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 514thSafest: 767thLongest Average Lifespans: 805thHealthiest Citizens: 1,026thBest Weather: 1,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,423rdLargest Governments: 1,741stMost Influential: 1,946thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,031stMost Developed: 2,336thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,888thMost Patriotic: 3,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,288thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,469thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,064thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,425thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,735thMost Secular: 6,474thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,618thSmartest Citizens: 7,544thMost Efficient Economies: 7,682ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,942ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,012thHighest Average Incomes: 9,502ndHighest Economic Output: 9,632ndMost Authoritarian: 9,790thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,562ndMost Stationary: 14,895thMost Conservative: 15,981stLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,969thMost Income Equality: 24,318th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 59th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 84th in the regionMost Conservative: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 108th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 113th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Extreme: 146th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 166th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 176th in the regionMost Secular: 180th in the region

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