The Federal Republic of Amicities is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.099 billion Amicitiesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 84.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Amicitiesian economy, worth 628 trillion franiqs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,989 franiqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Amicitiesian citizenship in droves, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amicities's national animal is the Golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Amicities is ranked 31,254^th in the world and 1,687^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 118.94 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.