The Commonwealth of Stromia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tyr Backstrom with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 29.073 billion Stromians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linkoping. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Stromian economy, worth a remarkable 4,626 trillion Quints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 159,143 Quints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, euthanasia is legal, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown. Stromia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anunnakiism.

Stromia is ranked 207,411^th in the world and 1,013^th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -16.31 on the Hickory Productivity Index.