The Commonwealth of Stromia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tyr Backstrom with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.496 billion Stromians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linkoping. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Stromian economy, worth a remarkable 4,876 trillion Quints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 159,915 Quints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, artists are pillars of society, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stromia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anunnakiism.

Stromia is ranked 31,293^rd in the world and 156^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 100.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.