The Pink holy Easter egg of NDR is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Patrick with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 5.536 billion Shashas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient shasha economy, worth 834 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,666 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NDR is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NDR's national animal is the Easter bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

NDR is ranked 16,151^st in the world and 284^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,851.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.