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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,115thMost Influential: 5,315thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,789th
The Iridium Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population964 million

LeaderEmperor Olesen

CurrencyNarvish Ruble

The Iridium Empire of Noristoniaka is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Olesen with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 964 million Narvé are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rørvik. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Narvish economy, worth 76.4 trillion Narvish Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,272 Narvish Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Noristoniaka, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Noristoniaka's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Noristoniaka is ranked 185,579th in the world and 763rd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 8.82 Obesity Rate.

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Most Influential: 5,315thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,789thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,936thMost Cultured: 10,665thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,116thMost Pacifist: 12,533rdMost Inclusive: 12,649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,749thMost Secular: 14,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,401stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,283rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,727thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,083rdMost Beautiful Environments: 21,750thNicest Citizens: 21,900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,609th
Largest Welfare Programs: 95th in the region

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