The United Common States of Dombaness is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Eillenfrüher with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.059 billion Dombanessians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Marcornssburg. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dombanessian economy, worth 488 trillion Dombanessian Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,771 Dombanessian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dombaness's national animal is the Dombanessian Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dombanessian Protestantism.

Dombaness is ranked 15,458^th in the world and 275^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,975.27 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.