The Kingdom of Grodisze is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Bogumił I Popielowski with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 914 million Grodiszeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Letnica. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Grodiszean economy, worth 106 trillion piasts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 116,499 piasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Grodisze's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grodisze is ranked 48,184^th in the world and 159^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 2.83 trillion Standard Monetary Units.