The Kingdom of Grodisze is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bogumił I Popielowski with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.376 billion Grodiszeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Letnica. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grodiszean economy, worth 164 trillion piasts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,555 piasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Grodisze's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Grodisze is ranked 187,929^th in the world and 1,090^th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 601.01 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.