The Empire of North Batica is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperator Frederick II with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.909 billion North Baticans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fontina. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Batican economy, worth 680 trillion Batican Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 98,494 Batican Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, Imperator Frederick II's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Batica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

North Batica is ranked 111,613^th in the world and 503^rd in Europe for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,977.51 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.