The Democratic Commonwealth of Alcrosnia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 558 million Alcrosnis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcrosni economy, worth 73.8 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 132,224 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, nude art is becoming wildly popular, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Alcrosnia's national animal is the Crowned Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alcrosnia is ranked 53,427^th in the world and 543^rd in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,682.46 on the Gilded Widget Scale.