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Reason prevails!
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,564thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,060thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,119th
The Noocratic Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mally Piznoopia

Population1.037 billion

CapitalAlexandria
LeaderZeno of Citium
FaithStoicism

CurrencyPizn
AnimalGreat Blue Heron

The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zeno of Citium with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.037 billion freethinkers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Piznoopian economy, worth 150 trillion Pizns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,217 Pizns, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mally Piznoopia's national animal is the Great Blue Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.

Mally Piznoopia is ranked 11,092nd in the world and 41st in The Free Nations Region for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.12 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,564thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,060thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,119thMost Influential: 4,881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,849thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,112thMost Developed: 8,835thSmartest Citizens: 9,974thHighest Food Quality: 10,048thMost Secular: 10,953rdMost Cultured: 11,050thHealthiest Citizens: 11,092ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,037thMost Inclusive: 13,322ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,675thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,221stHighest Average Incomes: 16,530thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,129thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,728thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,114thBest Weather: 24,291stLargest Governments: 24,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,571stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,945th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mally Piznoopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged.
  • : Mally Piznoopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
  • : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.

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