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PASSWORD

Vıveḑu Wevkanja Kı Rızı
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 869thMost Primitive: 8,272ndMost Devout: 8,448th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Waffland

Population2.77 billion

CapitalWaffleton
LeaderKı Rızı
FaithProtestantism

CurrencyBorrow
AnimalNarwhal

The Commonwealth of Waffland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kı Rızı with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.77 billion Waffles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waffleton. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waffish economy, worth 310 trillion Borrows a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,949 Borrows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, the blood on the hands of Kı Rızı may not be metaphorical, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waffland's national animal is the Narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Waffland is ranked 198,297th in the world and 630th in Europe for Most Pro-Market, scoring 35.56 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 869thTop
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Most Primitive: 8,272ndMost Devout: 8,448thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,314thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,084thMost Cultured: 15,475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,490thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,593rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,723rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,301stHighest Food Quality: 29,224th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 49th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Waffland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Waffland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Waffland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Waffland altered its national flag.
  • : Waffland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Waffland, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
  • : Waffland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Waffland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Waffland, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Waffland, the blood on the hands of Kı Rızı may not be metaphorical.

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