The United States of North of Americas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Andrew Yang with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.693 billion Swifties are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swiftie economy, worth a remarkable 2,125 trillion North American Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,333 North American Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, cities are engulfed by smog, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown. North of Americas's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North of Americas is ranked 3,647^th in the world and 42^nd in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,142.49 on the Hickory Productivity Index.