The Carib- Atlantic Union of North of Americas is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kwami Simmons with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.554 billion North Americans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denver. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Americanos economy, worth a remarkable 2,706 trillion Cauna Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,277 Cauna Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the NOABI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North of Americas's national animal is the Whale Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

North of Americas is ranked 5,674^th in the world and 57^th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 2,706 trillion Standard Monetary Units.