The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.406 billion Nuwelanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,243 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,659 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of Europe, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 14,887^th in the world and 253^rd in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 86.26 on the Human Development Index.