The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.015 billion Nuwelanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,491 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 190,852 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 44,518^th in the world and 251^st in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 228,955 Standard Monetary Units.