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Most Influential: 9thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,218th
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The Seven Provinces

Population18.757 billion

LeaderSpurdo Spärde

Currencycolombian flake

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.757 billion Seven Provincians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 3,521 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,765 colombian flakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 555,818 per year while the poor average 49,821, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and paraplegics are told to walk it off. Crime is totally unknown. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 206,692nd in the world and 1,006th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -13.07 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 9thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,218thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,292ndBest Weather: 1,590thMost Stationary: 1,809thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,183rdMost Developed: 2,550thSmartest Citizens: 2,702ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,756thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,809thMost Efficient Economies: 3,028thHighest Economic Output: 3,219thLargest Retail Industry: 3,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,739thMost Cultured: 3,783rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,105thRudest Citizens: 4,340thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,852ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,859thLargest Populations: 7,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,471stHighest Average Incomes: 7,486thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,971stMost Inclusive: 8,348thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,491stLargest Governments: 8,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,217thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,074thSafest: 16,424thMost Devout: 18,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,640th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 97th in the region

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