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Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 618thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,122nd
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The Seven Provinces

Population20.59 billion

LeaderSpurdo Spärde

Currencycolombian flake

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.59 billion Seven Provincians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 4,489 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 218,061 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 2,518th in the world and 31st in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 4,489 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 618thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,244thLargest Retail Industry: 1,348thRudest Citizens: 1,353rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,498thBest Weather: 2,043rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,510thHighest Economic Output: 2,518thMost Efficient Economies: 2,529thHighest Crime Rates: 2,804thSmartest Citizens: 2,830thMost Cultured: 3,222ndMost Developed: 3,488thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,523rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,736thLargest Black Market: 4,376thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,712thHighest Average Incomes: 5,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,833rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,025thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,028thLargest Populations: 7,142ndLargest Gambling Industry: 7,399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,065thLargest Governments: 10,586thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,501stTop
Most Armed: 13,112thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,357thMost Inclusive: 13,956thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,322ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,675thMost Pro-Market: 19,170thHighest Drug Use: 21,955th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the region

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