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Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 562ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,123rd
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The Seven Provinces

Population20.149 billion

LeaderSpurdo Spärde

Currencycolombian flake

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.149 billion Seven Provincians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 4,418 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 219,310 colombian flakes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,148,035 per year while the poor average 22,476, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 22,736th in the world and 89th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 108.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 562ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,123rdRudest Citizens: 1,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,273rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,278thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,528thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,586thBest Weather: 2,116thHighest Crime Rates: 2,310thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,446thHighest Economic Output: 2,509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,606thSmartest Citizens: 2,784thMost Cultured: 3,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,754thLargest Black Market: 4,224thMost Developed: 4,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,753rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,773rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,861stHighest Average Incomes: 5,073rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,677thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,035thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,648thLargest Populations: 7,185thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,385thLargest Governments: 10,496thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,716thMost Armed: 11,842ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,503rdMost Inclusive: 13,825thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,087thMost Pro-Market: 17,374thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,620thHighest Drug Use: 22,736th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 119th in the region

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