The Empire of Ugric-Finnish is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Marcus I with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.8 billion Ugric-Finnishians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotka. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ugric-Finnishian economy, worth 569 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,897 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of Euros into rehabilitation programs annually, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, and finders keepers is the law of the land. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugric-Finnish's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Irreligion.

Ugric-Finnish is ranked 287,275^th in the world and 696^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 5.79 Obesity Rate.