The Most Serene Republic of Neu Innsbruck is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Anzengruber Johannes with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.989 billion Innsbruckers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Innsbruckian economy, worth 368 trillion Thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,382 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Neu Innsbruck, and it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neu Innsbruck's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Neu Innsbruck is ranked 258,254^th in the world and 573^rd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 7.11 Obesity Rate.