The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Matko with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.812 billion Croats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osijek. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavonia and Srijemian economy, worth a remarkable 2,319 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 236,405 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Slavonia and Srijem's beaches, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavonia and Srijem's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavonia and Srijem is ranked 6,945^th in the world and 67^th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 2,319 trillion Standard Monetary Units.