The Kingdom of Druznia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Boris with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.781 billion Druznians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Druznian economy, worth a remarkable 5,556 trillion new rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,239 new rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the past is set in stone, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druznia's national animal is the Ussuri brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Druznia is ranked 3,245^th in the world and 65^th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 187,424.47 Standard Monetary Units.