The Kingdom of Druznia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Vasily II with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.741 billion Druznians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Druznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,095 trillion new rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,438 new rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, money grows on trees, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druznia's national animal is the Ussuri brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Druznia is ranked 50,143^rd in the world and 270^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 39.31 kickbacks per hour.