The Sublime State of Datalearner is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ali Reza with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.57 billion Datalearnerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataşehir. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Datalearnerian economy, worth 251 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,236 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datalearner's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Datalearner is ranked 19,683^rd in the world and 320^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,376.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.