The Sublime State of Datalearner is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ali Reza with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.751 billion Datalearnerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataşehir. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Datalearnerian economy, worth 289 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,040 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Datalearner after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datalearner's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Datalearner is ranked 288,798^th in the world and 710^th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.