The Empire of Wolflanden is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Keisari Hrólfr Fenrirsson with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.284 billion Wolflandenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vetrfjall. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolflandenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,095 trillion Wolf Golds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,909 Wolf Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolflanden's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Old Gods.

Wolflanden is ranked 6,907^th in the world and 155^th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 134 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.