The Cannibalist Republic of Leolo is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Léomazo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 784 million Leoloans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoézé. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Leoloan economy, worth 40.2 trillion Triskels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,320 Triskels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"the more the merrier" is now government policy, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, Léomazo has just been declared ruler of Leolo in an international press conference, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leolo's national animal is the gull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Leolo is ranked 21,521^st in the world and 365^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 22.3 average smiles per day.