The Hellenic Empire of Norwendiea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Parthenos of Athens with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.068 billion Hellas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hellenic economy, worth 105 trillion Drachkronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 99,019 Drachkronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwendiea's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Norwendiea is ranked 88,251^st in the world and 814^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.56 law-abiding acts per hour.