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Bolje je umreti za svobodo, kot ostati živ, biti suženj Črtomir
Rudest Citizens: 2,171stMost Influential: 3,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,614th
The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Slovanov

Population2.003 billion

CapitalKrnski grad
LeaderČrtomir
FaithPoganstvo

CurrencyMenjava dobrin
AnimalKarantanski panter

The Confederacy of Slovanov is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Črtomir with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.003 billion Karantancev have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krnski grad. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Karantanec economy, worth 249 trillion Menjava dobrins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 124,519 Menjava dobrins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Slovanov's national animal is the Karantanski panter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poganstvo.

Slovanov is ranked 49,312th in the world and 275th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 215,069 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,171stTop
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Most Influential: 3,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,614thLargest Retail Industry: 4,077thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,967thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,985thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,487thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,977thTop
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Most Armed: 13,237thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,287thLargest Mining Sector: 17,007thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,363rdHighest Average Incomes: 21,682ndMost Developed: 21,971stHighest Crime Rates: 22,013thMost Efficient Economies: 23,677thMost Secular: 23,994th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 108th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slovanov, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Slovanov, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Slovanov, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in Slovanov, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Slovanov, even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog.
  • : Slovanov was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Slovanov, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Slovanov, the justice of Slovanov is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Slovanov, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
  • : Following new legislation in Slovanov, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.

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