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Eat their pizza and start a union anyway! The Workers
Most Influential: 264thMost Accessible: 697thMost Cheerful Citizens: 747th
The Proletariat Paradise of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lanakea

Population12.087 billion

CapitalNoʻōrma
LeaderThe Workers
FaithReligiously Apathetic Deism

CurrencyStaʻar
AnimalHumuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa

The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.087 billion Lanakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 2,978 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 246,440 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, the development of self-driving cars has hit an obstacle, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religiously Apathetic Deism.

Lanakea is ranked 331,010th in the world and 893rd in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 985.76 Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Most Influential: 264thMost Accessible: 697thMost Cheerful Citizens: 747thMost Inclusive: 778thNicest Citizens: 817thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 832ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 884thLargest Welfare Programs: 905thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 941stLeast Corrupt Governments: 967thHighest Food Quality: 1,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,303rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,544thMost Pacifist: 1,553rdMost Cultured: 1,680thLargest Governments: 1,738thSafest: 1,842ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,842ndSmartest Citizens: 1,952ndMost Developed: 2,128thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,208thMost Secular: 2,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,234thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,536thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,666thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,850thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,877thMost Efficient Economies: 2,926thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,715thBest Weather: 4,310thLowest Crime Rates: 4,408thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,567thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,632ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,147thMost Income Equality: 7,435thHighest Economic Output: 9,829thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 19,455thMost Patriotic: 28,513th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Accessible: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionSafest: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionMost Developed: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionMost Stationary: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lanakea was endorsed by The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, the development of self-driving cars has hit an obstacle.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, The Workers is considering changing the Lanakean flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Lanakea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.

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