The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.206 billion Lanakeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 3,018 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 247,303 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religiously Apathetic Deism.

Lanakea is ranked 519^th in the world and 20^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 99.22 Atheism Rate.