The People's Republic of Sealland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Democratic Council of Round Bois with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.291 billion Chonky Bois hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuckenborstel. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thicc economy, worth 355 trillion Snaccs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 108,112 Snaccs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime is totally unknown. Sealland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Sealland is ranked 275,563^rd in the world and 5,733^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -285.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.