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The North Pacific World Census

The Most Primitive in The North Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 18,644th in the world for Most Primitive.

1.The Magic and the Mystery of MerconitonitopiaAuthoritarian Democracy“Too Good to be Ranked in the Best Nation of the World!”
2.The Kingdom of MarsolpaviaIron Fist Consumerists“Our lives to the One True King”
3.The Territory of EffluviumPsychotic Dictatorship“Viva Effluvium!”
4.The Territory of South TussinPsychotic Dictatorship“Silli, Kokaiini ja Jäätelö”
5.The Unified States of New PalimpsestPsychotic Dictatorship“If you can read this, you will be punished!”
6.The Territory of OffalPsychotic Dictatorship“Posture, Poise, and Pomp.”
7.The Oppressed Peoples of Nwot SenojPsychotic Dictatorship“The road to hell, without any good intentions.”
8.The Grand Felinocracy of SlugistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kittens rule, puppies drool”
9.The Nomadic of LE HELIron Fist Consumerists“I'm done, why?! F the feds and you!”
10.The Kingdom of Ye Olde Kek KingdomIron Fist Consumerists“For the Glory of Kek!”
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