The Sovereign Military Order of Pozolanni is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Emigdio Tejeda with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 10.075 billion Pozolannians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Industry and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acheuli. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Pozolannian economy, worth 361 trillion Merkaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,877 Merkaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheists are heavily taxed, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime is totally unknown. Pozolanni's national animal is the Lusitano, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kérygism.

Pozolanni is ranked 255,109^th in the world and 4,172^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.