The Technocracy of Lenias is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Alexosin with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.619 billion Lenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cypria. The average income tax rate is 47.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lenian economy, worth 671 trillion Lens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,420 Lens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, firefighters fight fires with return fire, on-duty Air Lenias flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lenias's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lenias is ranked 187,267^th in the world and 2,717^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 638.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.