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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,704thMost Influential: 5,519thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,467th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population1.808 billion

LeaderStewie Griffin

CurrencyLoint Dollar
AnimalLoint Tigers

The Republic of Lointland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Stewie Griffin with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.808 billion Lointians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdanna. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lointian economy, worth 151 trillion Loint Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,834 Loint Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ill and injured visitors in Lointland have to walk it off until they return home, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lointland's national animal is the Loint Tigers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lointland is ranked 67,556th in the world and 1,773rd in The East Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 80.59 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,704thMost Influential: 5,519thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,467thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,762ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,198thTop
Nicest Citizens: 23,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,442ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,777thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,806thMost Cultured: 25,907th
Most Rebellious Youth: 213th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 305th in the regionMost Influential: 406th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 451st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 568th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 671st in the regionMost Cultured: 719th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 736th in the regionNicest Citizens: 799th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 819th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 849th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 859th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 885th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 886th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 976th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 986th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 991st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 996th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,032nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,035th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,036th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,067th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,074th in the regionMost Developed: 1,098th in the regionBest Weather: 1,152nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,160th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,206th in the regionSafest: 1,207th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,227th in the region

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